Airplane jokes - inside the airplane, not in the airport!

You know that row of seats in the airplane that are placed near the emergency exits?

As you get those seats, you get a lot of responsibilities during the flight. You have to be vigilant and very very careful.

It doesn’t matter if you are nervous or it is your first time flying, because it is going to get worse once the flight crew approaches and starts explaining that there are separate instructions just for you.

If and only if, in the highly unlikely situation of one dangerous situation during the flight you have to take action - who knows, you just might be the next Bruce Willis, saving everyone - you have to rotate the safety wheel and push harder on the emergency door to knock it down. But wait, when you have the door opened you don’t just jump off and run away, nooo!
You are also being told by the crew that you have to help them to evacuate the all the passengers that are seated near your emergency door - see, actually you are the door master and the savior of the poor souls that depend on you if they survive or not!

There is no hurry

That being written, there is one joke in all this mess: BE SURE THAT YOU OPEN DE EMERGENCY DOORS WHEN THE PLAIN IS “LANDED” AND NOT IN THE AIR!!! Or else, you have failed on Bruce Willis :))))

Over the fog and clouds...in safety

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