Even if the voting started around the world I am not going to write to you again about the Romanian Presidential Elections, NO.
I read a couple of very interesting things about presidential elections in our history...world history.
I will start with the US because this is the only place in this world where a man like Trump gets to be President :) :) and another candidate got to run against a dead candidate. It happened in 1872 when presidents Grant opponent died during the election process. I wonder if Trump ran against a dead opponent, what would the American people do?! :)
Number two on this list is taking us back into ancient Sparta, where the government assembly would vote by shouting. So, the side that shouted the loudest would win the point. What Aristotle called the " childish " method, we are using these days to vote at a singing contest in some rural part of one country :) Sorry Aristotle!
Number three takes us in Texas where if you are a student and go voting with your student ID card you are banned from doing this. But, if you go voting with your gun license you are free to express your right to vote. But what if you are a student with a gun license?!
Number four goes to New Zealand when in 1893 women got the right to vote! Wait a minute, in ancient Sparta, did women had the chance to shout?! I have to double-check this because if this is true, then Sparta is the no. 1 country... ever.
Going to number five, here in Europe, in the UK, until 1948 some of the voters got double chances to vote, giving thus bigger chances to some candidates. Those people were not ordinary people...businessmen or university graduates. Thank God that that is over. I know a few businessmen and I would not give them more chances to vote for me :)
Number 6 finds us still in Europe, in Sweden, you get to be registered as an eligible voter only when you turn in your tax registration papers. So, that`s the real saying: if you don`t pay, you don`t vote...or...you have to buy your vote :)
The 7th in my list is Liberia. Guess what?! There were only 15.000 voters registered in 1927 and the winner of the elections got 234.000 votes :))) over 9000 votes for his candidate. That is a wild card right there :) If we do simple math - a total of 15.000 voters minus 9000 votes for the looser equals 6000 votes. I believe that the loser was the real winner :) BUt, what can you do when you have some secret voters :)
In Haiti, we find the number eight. The biggest crime in all elections, when all the ballots were pre-marked "YES". This happened in 1964 and it was ordered by the Papa Doc dictator at that time. He only wanted to be elected president FOR LIFE. THUG LIFE :) I think some stayed home for those elections because the dictator won with 99,9% :)
For the last position, yes this is a top 9 fact lesson, we go to Mexic when in 1988 the government claimed that all the computers crashed only when the opposition party was winning. They did repair the computers with a simple restart procedure - like we do always - and, surprise, the government was leading big time. :) That is the truth folks!
On those bombshells, I end this post with a saying from JOSEPH VISSARIONOVUCH STALIN: "The people who cast the votes don`t decide the election, the people who cunts the vote do"
I read a couple of very interesting things about presidential elections in our history...world history.
I will start with the US because this is the only place in this world where a man like Trump gets to be President :) :) and another candidate got to run against a dead candidate. It happened in 1872 when presidents Grant opponent died during the election process. I wonder if Trump ran against a dead opponent, what would the American people do?! :)
Number two on this list is taking us back into ancient Sparta, where the government assembly would vote by shouting. So, the side that shouted the loudest would win the point. What Aristotle called the " childish " method, we are using these days to vote at a singing contest in some rural part of one country :) Sorry Aristotle!
Number three takes us in Texas where if you are a student and go voting with your student ID card you are banned from doing this. But, if you go voting with your gun license you are free to express your right to vote. But what if you are a student with a gun license?!
Number four goes to New Zealand when in 1893 women got the right to vote! Wait a minute, in ancient Sparta, did women had the chance to shout?! I have to double-check this because if this is true, then Sparta is the no. 1 country... ever.
Going to number five, here in Europe, in the UK, until 1948 some of the voters got double chances to vote, giving thus bigger chances to some candidates. Those people were not ordinary people...businessmen or university graduates. Thank God that that is over. I know a few businessmen and I would not give them more chances to vote for me :)
Number 6 finds us still in Europe, in Sweden, you get to be registered as an eligible voter only when you turn in your tax registration papers. So, that`s the real saying: if you don`t pay, you don`t vote...or...you have to buy your vote :)
The 7th in my list is Liberia. Guess what?! There were only 15.000 voters registered in 1927 and the winner of the elections got 234.000 votes :))) over 9000 votes for his candidate. That is a wild card right there :) If we do simple math - a total of 15.000 voters minus 9000 votes for the looser equals 6000 votes. I believe that the loser was the real winner :) BUt, what can you do when you have some secret voters :)
In Haiti, we find the number eight. The biggest crime in all elections, when all the ballots were pre-marked "YES". This happened in 1964 and it was ordered by the Papa Doc dictator at that time. He only wanted to be elected president FOR LIFE. THUG LIFE :) I think some stayed home for those elections because the dictator won with 99,9% :)
For the last position, yes this is a top 9 fact lesson, we go to Mexic when in 1988 the government claimed that all the computers crashed only when the opposition party was winning. They did repair the computers with a simple restart procedure - like we do always - and, surprise, the government was leading big time. :) That is the truth folks!
On those bombshells, I end this post with a saying from JOSEPH VISSARIONOVUCH STALIN: "The people who cast the votes don`t decide the election, the people who cunts the vote do"
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